Senior DevOps Engineer. K is for Kubernetes.

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• The Senior DevOps Engineer will lead infrastructure, platform, and operational strategy for a FinTech scaleup.
• The Senior DevOps Engineer will be key to the ability to ship features fast, maintain customer trust and scale the platform.
• The Senior DevOps Engineer will scale systems, internal tools, processes and platform reliability teams.
• The Senior DevOps Engineer will build a world-class function to support rapid multi-product growth.
• The Senior DevOps Engineer will set technical direction and standards for cloud, infrastructure and deployment practices.
• The Senior DevOps Engineer will oversee the design of CI/CD pipelines, cloud architecture and automated deployments.
• The Senior DevOps Engineer will balance technical debt, infrastructure investment and commercial urgency.
• The Senior DevOps Engineer will identify and remove bottlenecks that could slow delivery, velocity or growth.
• The Senior DevOps Engineer will drive automation and monitoring across infrastructure, applications and services.
• The Senior DevOps Engineer will collaborate with Engineering, Product and Customer teams to align operational capability.
• The Senior DevOps Engineer will foster a culture of ownership, low ego, experimentation and continuous improvement.
• The Senior DevOps Engineer will have proven experience of leading DevOps in a high-growth SaaS environment.
• The Senior DevOps Engineer will have deep knowledge of cloud platforms, and in particular AWS.
• The Senior DevOps Engineer will be very familiar with containerisation, orchestration (Kubernetes/Docker) and CI/CD.
• The Senior DevOps Engineer will have a strong understanding of security, compliance, observability and infrastructure as code.
• The Senior DevOps Engineer will have a track record of building automated, resilient, scalable systems under high-velocity conditions.
• The Senior DevOps Engineer will have excellent leadership skills and be able to inspire high-performing teams.
• The Senior DevOps Engineer will enjoy a six-figure salary, equity and benefits.

• Still with us? Great. Then please send us a CV and a covering letter convincing us why you should be our next Senior DevOps Engineer. We look forward to hearing from you.

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